"The X-Files: The Musical" Part 13 of an ongoing series by NoOne4@aol.com December 4, 1996 Original series by: Jennifer Kahng and Kris Selander Copyright 1996 Jennifer N. Kahng and Kris Selander A Note from Kris and Jennifer: Greetings earthlings. We have been delighted by the positive response everyone has shown to this...um, unconventional series. Please keep those comments coming. We are now completely positive that there are other philes out there who possess sense of humors just as giddy as our own. And here, in our thirteenth installment of The Musicals, lies the proof. Here is one of our many guest writers..NoOne4@aol.com. We hope you enjoy it. All comments on this part should be sent to NoOne4@aol.com, and comments or suggestions for future parts of the series should be sent to jennifer@virginia.edu and krisxlee@planet.net -- as before, constructive criticism will be appreciated, and flames will be laughed at, insanely, I might add >:) DISCLAIMERS: As always, Mulder and Scully belong to CC, no matter how much we all hate (hate is such a strong word, Kris, how about, would really like to mangle him but won't otherwise we won't know what happens?) him for leaving us screaming for the whole summer. The song "Eleanor Rigby" belongs to John Lennon and Paul McCartney. The following work is for the distribution and entertainment of EMXC members only. Any further distribution of this work without the author's consent is in violation of federal law. {Sung to "Eleanor Rigby" by The Beatles.} "All Those Strange X-Files" by NoOne4@aol.com Setting: Present day, J. Edgar Hoover Building. Scully and Mulder are discussing some ideas. Scully: Mulder, don't you ever think you go a little overboard? Mulder: In what way? Scully: Your search. It's as if... it's as if all that matters to you is Mulder: Maybe it is. Scully: But you're not a person anymore. You've become as much as a force as whoever it is you're up against. Mulder: This is getting way to "Star Wars" for me. Scully: It's just as if I'm just watching you get pulled further and... (She can't figure out what to say and begins to sing.) {Lights dim and background strings and music begins.} Scully: "Ahhh, look at all these strange X-Files Ahhh, look at all these strange X-Files" Mulder: What are you getting at? Scully: (Still singing) "Fox William Mulder Sits in a basement where nobody ever has been Thinks it's a scheme With the government Dealing with colonization on earth but what for No one is sure All these strange X-Files Where do they all come from All these strange X-Files Where do they all belong" Mulder: Scully, you want to find the truth just as much as I do. (He begins to sing) "Dana K. Scully Sent to protect the truth when Mulder got far too near Now her they fear Together they travel Studying cases of aliens, mutants and thieves Scully believes All those strange X-Files Where do they all come from All those strange X-Files Where do they all belong Ahhh, look at all these strange X-Files Ahhh, look at all these strange X-Files" Scully: It's still your search. Mulder: What makes it *my* search? Scully: (signing again) "Samantha Mulder As Fox watched on was abducted when aliens came Screaming his name Now for his sister He searches the country with Scully for the truth to find Left his life behind" Mulder: What about you? This means as much to you as me. Scully: Maybe you're right. (Simultaneously) Mulder: Scully: All these strange X-Files Ahhh, look at all these strange X-Files Where do they all come from All these strange X-Files Ahhh, look at all these strange X-Files Where do they all belong {Lights rise and the agents go back to what they were doing.} The End! Subliminal message: Send lots of feedback to NoOne4@aol.com -------- A big round of applause for NoOne4@aol.com!!!! Wahoo!! Very good. I (Jennifer) was going to do a Beatles one, but she beat me to it. Never fear, there will be more. I think I'm off my James Taylor tangent, much to the happiness of one of my readers... ahemPaulahem. :)